I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.
Hugh Jackman as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast on Broadwa
NO ONE STEALS BREAD LIKE GASTON
PAINTS EGGS LIKE GASTON
OR SLICES UP BAD GUYS WITH CLAWS LIKE GASTON
I tried not to reblog this but I couldn’t, not after you just made a Les Miserables, Rise of the Guardians and Wolverine reference.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
You have replaced every piece of yourself. Mechanic or organic. Time and time again. There’s not a trace of the original you left.
Sam’s puppy dog face (and the way Dean gives in to it)